Jason and Amy justify the continuing 10 dollar a month hosting fee of AGTLR.com by posting their second episode of the year! We talk about our worst jobs ever!
This one has two dog stories: One a poignant illustration of difficult choices, and the other about some dumb dog who ran away and thought it would be a swell idea.
The AGTLR gang (Jason Amy and Tigger) are back with special guest: Jason’s Wife! (Also known as Amanda). Jason and Amy celebrate the show’s 1 year anniversary (but it isn’t actually). Amy becomes a nurse. Our grandma dies. And Jason tells horrible jokes.
In this episode, I tell Amy about my heroic confrontation with a homeless pervert, my idea for a project about our home state of California, and offend Amy with my egregious use of the C word.
I think other things happen also!
I start the podcast by telling Amy about my weird dream. Then we talk about other things. And then we find this awesome bag of old paperwork and it makes for great fodder. I find this weird little pamphlet from the ’70s about my gestation. If I’d read it as a fetus, I’d have made more of an effort to absorb more selenium in the womb, Sigh.
It’s a special AGTLR featuring me and Amy’s spouses. We play a game of Lightning Tableaus – Tulsamugs.com (go to the site to play along!) edition. Me and Amy sacrifice the dignity of people’s arrest photos and make up stories about how they lost their virginity to footballs and stuff.
It’s an AGTLR Christmas for all to enjoy!
It’s almost Christmas, and I’m stuck with the Obamacare night shift at work. Amy shares Justin’s greatest culinary achievement, and we remember one of mom’s greatest faux pas.
Also, Amy describes a hilarious new show in a game that I didn’t prepare for.
Here’s the rude form letter email Amy got from Roaman’s
Amy and Jason get on the subject of depressing holiday parties, the emasculation of the holidays, and celebrity scents.
Diets can suck a dick, especially since me and Amy decide to go on one. Fuck diets. They suck with the raging intensity of two dozen chihuahuas.
Also, my favorite band was playing this podunk town for 10 bucks and I missed it because I am insufferably lazy.
Me and Amy talk about our embarrassing, traumatic first dates. I think mine was way worse. Also, we talk about our first dates with our spouses. Those are way less embarrassing.
Also, pictures of Poppy and Tigger. Yay!
Amy and Jason discuss their week… and yes, urine makes a cameo. Brown urine, in fact. Later, Amy and Jason discuss their thoughts on backrubs. Amy then coats herself in sebaceous goo.
Yep. I give it up. My most horrible secret is out. I was Eddie Murphy’s “Buckwheat” for Halloween. Not recently, though.
We talk about our childhood halloween experiences, including how fucking racist and backwards Kingsburg was in the late 80’s.
Also, shitty snack cakes pre-bitten by a surly douche bear.
People. People. Here it is. The TRUE first episode of AGTLR. While the quality is TURRIBLE, the content is great! Well, I’m assuming it is. Because I’m in it.
So listen to it! Or don’t SERIOUSLY GO EAT A DICK.
Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we welcome our first guest to majestic Studio D. Amy’s husband Justin drops by to add a dash of spicy Latin flair to our discussions, for you see, he is half Mexican. Topics include Voices, shitheads of the freeway and Van Dyke facial hair
(This isn’t Justin)
Amy and Jason take a journey down the backroads of Kingsburg. Things take a strange turn when they get lost and lose contact with their family and end up starting a new life as carnies. Or maybe not.
In this episode, I explain the reason the episodes are out of order since Amy was such a venomous harpy about it. Jeez Amy, chill the fuck out. We also invite a special guest: Tigger, my mom’s cat who stowed away and listened to us. Amy tells us about her horrible job, including sad religious hymns that bring comfort to the olds. Additionally, I sing the ORIGINAL lyrics to The Beverly Hillbillies! It’s fucked up!
TO TO TO A FALLACY AND JESUS COMES TODAY
Amy and Jason discuss their favorite topic: TOPICS! Indulge in coffee talk, character voices and other things! Laugh if you wish!
Me and Amy wander the aisles of a grocery store I used to work at. Nothing has changed. No really – not even the milk! It was a truly awful place and I’m glad I moved on. Enjoy the podcast as we skewer all the lame and bizzare stuff we see.